The following
are troubleshooting messages in Windows 2000:
- Smash forehead
on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit
prime number to continue.
- Press any key
to continue or any other key to quit.
- Press any key
except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
- Close your eyes
and press escape three times.
- Bad command or
file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Windows message:
"Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
- This is a message
from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log
off."
- To "shut down"
your system, type "WIN."
- BREAKFAST.SYS
halted... Cereal port not responding.
- COFFEE.SYS missing...
Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
- File not found.
Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Bad or missing
mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Runtime Error
6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading
FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- WinErr 16547:
LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
- User Error: Replace
user.
- VirusScan 1.0
- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
- Your hard drive
has been scanned and all stolen software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
- This will end
your Windows session. Do you want to play another
game?
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