Things
You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor
10. "Eagle? I thought
you said BEAGLE."
9. "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
8. "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"
7. "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the
bottle dinghy."
6. "That call was for you. Hope ya meet someone
else named Tahiti Sweetie."
5. "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
4. "Anything else you want to say? You've got
plenty of room back here."
3. "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this
before."
2. "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds
of fat make a nice waving effect."
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