Southern
Bumper Stickers
- The sex was so
good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
- I don't suffer
from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- Some people are
alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
- I used to have
a handle on life, but it broke.
- Don't take life
too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
- You're just jealous
because the voices only talk to me.
- BEER: It's not
just for breakfast anymore.
- I got a gun for
my wife, best trade I ever made.
- So you're a feminist...Isn't
that cute!
- Beauty is in the
eye of the beer holder.
- I'm not a complete
idiot, some parts are missing.
- I'm just driving
this way to piss you off.
- Out of my mind.
Back in five minutes.
- Keep honking,
I'm reloading.
- As long as there
are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- I want to die
in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- God must love
stupid people, he made so many.
- Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
- It IS as BAD as
you think, and they ARE out to get you.
- I took an IQ test
and the results were negative.
- Always remember
you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Very funny, Scotty.
Now beam down my clothes.
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