| Taoism |
Shit happens. |
| Buddhism
|
If shit happens, it's not really shit. |
| Islam
|
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. |
| Protestantism |
Shit
happens because you don't work hard enough. |
| Judaism
|
Why
does this shit always happen to us? |
| Hinduism
|
This
shit happened before. |
| Catholicism
|
Shit happens because you're bad. |
| Hare
Krishna |
Shit
happens rama rama. |
| T.V.
Evangelism |
Send
more shit. |
| Atheism
|
No shit. |
| Jehova's
Witness |
Knock knock, shit happens. |
| Hedonism
|
There's nothing like a good shit happening. |
| Christian
Science |
Shit
happens in your mind. |
| Agnosticism
|
Maybe
shit happens, maybe it doesn't. |
| Existentialism
|
What
is shit anyway? |
| Stoicism
|
This shit doesn't bother me. |
| Rastafarianism
|
Let's smoke this shit. |
