| BACKUP |
- What you do when you run over a coon in the
woods |
| BAR
CODE |
-
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern |
| BUG
|
- The reason you give for calling out sick |
| CACHE
|
- Needed when you run out of food stamps |
| CHIP |
- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in |
| TERMINAL
|
- Time to call the undertaker |
| CRASH
|
- When you go to Juniors party univited |
| DIGITAL |
-
The art of counting on you fingers |
| DISKETTE
|
- Female Disco dancer |
| FAX |
- What you lie about to the IRS |
| HACKER |
-
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking |
| HARDCOPY |
- Picture looked at when selecting tattoos |
| INTERNET
|
- Where cafeteria workers put ther hair |
| KEYBOARD |
- Where you hang the keys to the John Deere |
| MAC |
- Big Bubba's favorite fast food |
| MEGAHERTZ |
- How your head feels after 17 beers |
| MODEM |
- What ya did when the grass and weeds got too
tall |
| MOUSE
PAD |
- Where Mickey and Minnie lives |
| ONLINE |
- Where to stay when taking the sobriety test |
| ROM |
- Where the pope lives |
