Be
attractive! Use these lines:
- I want to melt
in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Can I borrow
a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom
and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.
or
I want to call your mom and thank her.
- Is your dad a
thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle
of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready
with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.")
- Your so hot,
you melt the elastic in my underwear.
- Would you be
my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table
and take what ? I want?
- Let's go to my
place and do the things I'll tell everyone we
did anyway.
- The word of the
day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread
the word.
- You must be tired.
["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all
night.
- That outfit would
look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name's [state
your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- My name's [state
your name], but you can call me "Lover."
- Nice shoes. Wanna
fuck??
- What do you say
we go out for a pizza and then a fuck?? ["No."]
You don't like pizza?? (Be ready with a snappy
response in case they say "Okay.")
- Can I flirt with
you??
- Your dad must've
been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.
- [Look at his/her
shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?"]
Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
- All those curves,
and me with no brakes.
- If I told you
that you had a beautiful body, would you hold
it against me??
- Fuck me if I'm
wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- [Grab his/her
ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken??
- Is it hot in
here or is it just you?
- Can you give
me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.
- If I could rearrange
the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- How 'bout you
sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
- Do you know what
would look good on you? Me.
- I miss my teddy
bear. Would you sleep with me?
- How 'bout you
and I go back to my place and get out of these
wet clothes.
- [Tap your thigh.]
You just think this is my leg.
- Say, that's a
nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing].
Can I talk you out of it?
- I lost my phone
number. Can I have yours?
- I hope you know
CPR 'cause you take my breath away.
- Excuse me, is
that semen in your hair?
- My face is leaving
in 15 minutes. Be on it.
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