- My kid made the
honor roll at Bill Gates Summer Camp.
- We're staying
together for the sake of our Web Site.
- I don't lie,
cheat or steal...except when I'm accessing Pentagon
- My kid can out
HTML program your kid.
- I brake for incoming
e-mail on my Mercedes laptop.
- If a computer
owner's money could talk, all it would say is
- Wang user in
- Computer repair
is an oxymoron.
- No, you didn't
see a computer just like mine at the history museum
- No modem. Already
- My mother-in-laws
Web Site is http://www.realwitch.com.
- The worst day
on the Net is better than the best day really
working at the office.
- Happiness is seeing
the photo of the guy who miss-installed your system
files on a milk carton.
- For the home office
computer user: Artificial intelligence beats stupid
co-workers any day.
- My wife says that
if I spend one more weekend enhancing my homepage,
she's going to leave me... I sure am going to