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Best excuses if you get caught sleeping
in your office or cubicle
  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  • "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-m anagement course you sent me to."
  • "I was working smarter-not harder."
  • "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
  • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisi oning a new paradigm!"
  • "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
  • "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
  • "I'm in the management training program."
  • "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
  • "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
  • "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related str ess. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
  • "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
  • "The coffee machine is broke ... "
  • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
  • "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
  • "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
  • "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!&q uot;
  • "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." ;
  • "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."
  • "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

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