The
proverbs of life...
- A balanced diet
is a cookie in each hand.
- A Clean House
Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
- A Husband Is Someone
Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression
He Just Cleaned The Whole House
- A Messy Kitchen
Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious
- Blessed are they
who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
- Countless Number
Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone
On To Lead Normal Lives
- Help Keep the
Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
- Housework Done
Properly Can Kill You
- If we are what
we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
- My next house
will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.
- No Husband Has
Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
- Thou shalt not
weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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