Some
New Error Messages Planned for
Microsoft Windows
2000 !!!
- Smash forehead
on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit
prime number to continue.
- Press any key
to continue or any other key to quit.
- Press any key...
no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del
now for IQ test.
- Close your eyes
and press escape three times.
- Bad command or
file name! Go stand in the corner.
- This will end
your Windows session. Play again?
- Windows: 'Mistake!
Shall I format your brain?'
- God: "Rebooting
the universe, please log out"
- Keyboard not
attached. Press F1 to continue.
- BREAKFAST.SYS
halted... Cereal port not responding.
- COFFEE.SYS missing...
Insert cup and press any key.
- CONGRESS.SYS
corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
- File not found.
Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Bad or missing
mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Runtime Error
6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading
FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- WinErr 547: LPT1
not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
- User Error: Replace
user.
- Windows VirusScan
1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
- Backup not found:
(A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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