Men Wish Women Knew
- If you think
you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Learn to work
the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
- Don't cut your
- Sometimes, we're
not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of your
- Sunday = Sports.
- Anything you
wear is fine, really.
- Women wearing
Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
- You have too
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what
you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Mark anniversaries
on a calendar.
- Yes, and no are
perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that
lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it.
We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- Anything we said
6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
- If you don't
dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
- If something we
said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad and angry, then we meant the
- Let us ogle.
If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
- Don't rub the
lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.
- You can either
ask us to do something OR tell how you want it
- Christopher Columbus
didn't need directions, and neither do we.
- You have enough
- Nothing says
"I love you" like sex.