Error
Messages
Imagine
if, instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer
produced error messages in Haiku:
- A file that big?
It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
- Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
- ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have. You ask way too much.
- With searching
comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel"
not found.
- The Tao that is
seen is not the true Tao, until you bring fresh
toner.
- Stay the patient
course. Of little worth is your ire. The network
is down.
- A crash reduces
your expensive computer to a simple stone.
- Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
- Three things are
certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which
has occurred.
- You step in the
stream, but the water has moved on. This page
is not here.
- Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky. But we never will.
- Having been erased
the document you are seeking must now be retyped.
- Rather than a
beep or a rude error message these words: "File
not found."
- First snow, then
silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.
- The Web site you
seek cannot be located but endless others exist.
- Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind.
Both are blank.
- Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your
screams.
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