Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a
whole line of drugs oriented towards improving
the performance of men in today's society....
- DIRECTRA a dose
of this drug given to men before leaving on car
trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask
directions when they got lost, compared to a control
group of 0.2 percent.
- PROJECTRA Men
given this experimental new drug were far more
likely to actually finish a household repair project
before starting a new one.
- CHILDAGRA Men
taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming
urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially
cleaning up spills and "little accidents."
- COMPLIMENTRA In
clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives
had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to
see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
- BUYAGRA Married
and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts
after talking this drug for only two days. Still
to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favorites store's
- NEGA-VIAGRA Has
the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.