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Dating
Terms
DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a
person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used
to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method
utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him. Despite being advised
to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man
directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness,
but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member
of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has
some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A
woman's feeling towards a man, usually interpreted
by the man as "playing hard to get".
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after
a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A
man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often
than he does.
SOBER: A condition
in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The
act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny but not entirely
choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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