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How to be politically correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

  • He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
  • He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
  • He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
  • He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
  • He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
  • He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
  • He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY
  • He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

  • She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
  • She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
  • She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
  • She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
  • She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
  • She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

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