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Church
bulletins
Some churches are more
fun than others. Believe it or not, these actually
appeared in various church bulletins:
- This afternoon
there will be a meeting in the south and north
ends of the church. Children will be baptised
at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4PM
there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk, come early.
- Wednesday the
ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr. Johnson
will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied
by the pastor.
- Thursday at 5PM
there will be a meeting of the little mothers
club. All ladies wishing to be little mothers
please meet with the pastor in his study.
- This being Easter
Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward
and lay an egg at the alter.
- The service will
close with "Little Drops Of Water". One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
congregation will join in.
- On Sunday, a
special collection will be taken to defray the
expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing
to do something on the new carpet, come forward
and get a piece of paper.
- The ladies of
the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement on
Friday afternoon.
- A bean supper
will be held on Saturday evening in the church
basement. Music will follow.
- The rosebud on
the alter this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.
Julius Belzer.
- Tonights sermon:
What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
- For those of
you who have children and don't know it, we have
a nursery downstairs.
- Remember in prayer
the many who are sick of our church and community.
- Potluck supper:
prayer and medication to follow.
- Don't let worry
kill you off -- let the church help.
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