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Chinese
proverbs to consider:
1. "Passionate kiss
like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
2. "Virginity like
bubble. One prick - all gone!"
3. "Man who run
in front of car get tired."
4. "Man who run
behind car get exhausted."
5. "Man with hand
in pocket feel cocky all day."
6. "Foolish man
give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
organ."
7. "Man who walk
thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
8. "Man with one
chopstick go hungry."
9. "Man who scratches
ass should not bite fingernails."
10. "Man who eat
many prunes get good run for money."
11. "Baseball is
wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
12. "Panties not
best thing on earth, but next to it."
13. "War doesn't
determine who's right. War determines who's left."
14. "Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
15. "Man who sleep
in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
16. "Man who fight
with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
17. "Man who tell
one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
18. "It takes many
nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
19. "Man who drive
like hell, bound to get there!"
20. "Man who sit
on tack get point!"
21. "Man who stand
on toilet is high on pot!"
22. "Man who lives
in glass house should change in basement"
23. "He who fishes
in other man's well often catches crabs."
24. "Man who farts
in church sits in own pew."
25. "Man who jumps
from tall building, jumps to conclusion."
26. "Crowded elevator
smells different to midget."
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