10) Lower corner
of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9) It's celebrity
spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8) In order to start
it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7) It's slogan is
"Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6) The "quick reference"
manual is 120 pages long.
5) Whenever you
turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start
4) The screen often
displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3) The manual contains
only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2) The only chip
inside is a Dorito.
1) You've decided
that your computer is an excellent addition to your
fabulous paperweight collection.