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How To Be AnNoYiNg
- Drum on every available surface.

- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

- Honk and wave to strangers.

- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register! :-)

- Pay for your dinner with pennies.

- Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

- Leave tips in Bolivian currency.(unless you're in Bolivia)

- Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

- In a computer lab, pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

- Name your dog "Dog".

- Ask people what gender they are.

- Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."

- After telling a

- really

- long joke, when you come to the end, tell the listener that you forgot the punchline but assure him it was a "real hoot".

- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a pigeon.

- Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

- Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

- Sing along at the opera.

- Mow your lawn with scissors.

- Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times!

- Never make eye contact.

- Never break eye contact.

- Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in the voice of a sports commentator.

- Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

- Be born on the 29th of February!

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