| PCMCIA |
People
Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN |
It
Still Does Nothing |
| APPLE
|
Arrogance
Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| SCSI |
System
Can't See It |
| DOS |
Defective
Operating System |
| BASIC |
Bill's
Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM |
I
Blame Microsoft |
| DEC |
Do
Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM |
Consumer
Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2
|
Obsolete
Soon, Too |
| WWW
|
World
Wide Wait |
| MACINTOSH
|
Most
Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
System Hangs |
| PENTIUM |
Produces
Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding
of Mathematics |
|
COBOL |
Completely
Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| AMIGA |
A
Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
| LISP |
Lots
of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| MIPS |
Meaningless
Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS
|
Will
Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| GIRO |
Garbage
In Rubbish Out |
| MICROSOFT
|
Most
Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers |
